Make it to the NHL and play for the Blackhawks
Opening my own aquatic facility
Own a dance studio and store
To marry one of the Hemsworth brothers
Unrealistic goal: give up sugar
Be best friends with Taylor Swift!
I want to do a full Ironman in my 40’s. I’ll be 37 this year and can’t even complete a 5k
We want to move our 125 year old, two-story house to another area
To pay off our student loans!
Losing 100lbs so that my boss can leave his hot wife for me!!
I want to learn how to do a backflip
I want to become a famous health and wellness blogger
Become a Canadian citizen
I’m currently an airline pilot. I’d give anything to be the pilot for the Detroit Red Wings team plane
To work for Pixar
I want to be interviewed on a late night talk show
Unrealistic goal: I just want to be friends with Joe Maddon. Not in any creepy way possible. I just want to have a couple beers with him now and then and shoot the shit. Just buddies, ya know? He’s so cool
To quit my day job because my podcast is picked up by a major network. Then I get to run my own comic con “shawn-con”
My unrealistic goal is to be rich enough to have one of those walk-in spa Showers with heated floors, double shower heads, side jets, the whole works
Dating Melissa and having her be like Kate Beckinsale to Pete Davidson to me (I’m 22)
I would love to drive a snowplow for one day. Just barreling through
My goal is to win a multi million dollar lottery and open a pug sanctuary for all the pugs in the world that don’t have a home
WINNER: I want to ride in Jerry Taft’s Uber. I want to plan a trip down to Naples to do nothing but ride Ubers in hopes of getting him as my driver just once