Falling inside dolphin pool first vacation with my fiancé
I got fake engaged for free drinks
Bartender in Cancun brought us to brothel instead of club
Fell asleep on a bus. Woke up in Tijuana
School baseball trip. Coach got caught with hooker
I punched out a hotel window
Camping in the snow – Tent caught fire
Got kicked out / banned from pheasant run resort
Went to Germany to avoid the Ex. Ex was there!
I caught a fishing pole with a shark on it!
Tanning bed = prickly heat. Full blown Head to toe hives
Vegas with my grandad had to see boob show…awkward !!!!
Drunken buddy took the wrong train, ends up in Cleveland
Rescued at sea on a runaway standup paddle board
I once demanded all the garbage off of an airplane!
Jagger off an untied alligator..and 30 puke
2am pajama walk to IHOP for sundaes Hwy 1 in Fort Lauderdale
Talked my way out of getting arrested by calling voicemail
Hot guy almost kidnaped me lost shoes
WINNER: I hooked up and became a Dad of triplets