You Did It Where?

On the brown line While it was moving

A dentist chair in the dentist office

On top of a fire truck

Haunted House

I did it in Lifetime Fitness dressing room

The field museum 

Did it in a police station 

The 5th green of Royal Melbourne Country Club golf course 

Kids tree fort in the back yard 

At a matinee movie while watching Little mermaid 

In the elevator going up the Arch in St Louis 

I’ve done it before inside a tent at dicks sporting goods 

Parked at a forest preserve. During the day. On his motorcycle

Top of a tram car 10368 feet in the air 

Library cage in college and A car in FBI headquarters parking lot

I did it at a bowling alley in the back where the pins get racked up

We did it in an indoor display shed at Home Depot

In a fitting room while trying on Halloween costumes and the attendant at the door asking “how everything is going” 

Since this is anonymous….years ago in Hayward, WI I had sex in an alley with a guy from New Zealand because there was no place to go at the time

WINNER: Back seat of a car being towed by a tow truck across Iowa

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