What’s A Difference Between You and Your Significant Other?

My husband loves oysters! I can’t stand them. I won’t even kiss him until he brushes his teeth at least three times!

He loves mustard and mustard freaks me out.

I exist and he doesn’t lol.

I like Bacon, She likes Morning Star Veggie Bacon. Veggie Bacon?! She should be required to go to Confession.

He liked to DM girls on Instagram. I liked to be loyal.

I am a shower guy…my wife only takes baths. I just don’t understand how anyone has that much time to sit in a pool of their own filth. FYI, we are late for everything because of it.

He likes creating art, I like laughing at art.

She loves dogs. I hate them. So she got a dog and 12 years later I still hate that creature.

She likes Gilmore Girls, I like South Park.

She likes to buy off brand food and everything like dr thunder instead of Dr Pepper. I will never buy off brand anything. It drives me up a wall.

I like eating out doors. He will only eat indoors and it can’t be near a window.

He only drinks tap/faucet water while I only drink bottled water.

He loves Howard Stern(gross), I love Eric, Whip and Melissa.

I like young, HOT women. My wife of 14 years doesn’t.

Our music taste.. he ONLY listens to hard core metal music and I like what you guys play.

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