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What Joke Should Pat McGann Ask At His Show?

Have you ever tried to eat a clock before? Its very time consuming

What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? WA-TAAAAAA 

2 pretzels were walking down the street, one was assaulted/a salted

My really uncomfortable poetic joke… Roses are red Candy is sweet You’ll fit in the freezer if i chop off your feet 

What’s the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks

What do you call a mountaineer with a vasectomy? Dry sac on the rocks!

WINNER: How do you make a hormone? You don’t pay her! 

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