Have you ever tried to eat a clock before? Its very time consuming
What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? WA-TAAAAAA
2 pretzels were walking down the street, one was assaulted/a salted
My really uncomfortable poetic joke… Roses are red Candy is sweet You’ll fit in the freezer if i chop off your feet
What’s the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks
What do you call a mountaineer with a vasectomy? Dry sac on the rocks!
WINNER: How do you make a hormone? You don’t pay her!