I’m a magnet for men missing teeth… young and old. Never fails.
All my friends husbands!!!
My girlfriend’s parents
I get hit on by divorced dads over 50
Little kids & Dogs
My sons friends
I get hit on by the old creepy dude who hangs out at the convenience store
My moms bowling teammates. I’m 39, they’re all mid 60’s. Always grabbing me at league
I get hit on by men with no teeth. I do particularly well at dive bars
I’m an x-ray tech at a busy hospital I get hit on by a 50 something-year-old fat drunk bald guys all the time
I am always hit on by very very short men because I’m tall
Working construction 2 elderly women stopped to hit on me one even saying save a horse ride a cowboy
I get hit on by NOBODY!!
I get hit on by 14-15 y/o boys… I’m almost 22 but look 17-18
Creepy guy at Jewel asked me to pick out his lottery scratch offs
I get hit on by the old men at the gym. Probably in there 70-80’s with the short shorts low tank tops
My sons wrestling coach
I got hit on by a tsa agent that managed a strip club and offered me a job
I get hit on by middle aged men who still struggle to fit in acid washed jeans and Affliction T-shirt’s but at least the gold chain confirms they can afford my drink
Ok I’m a straight female. I don’t know if it’s a vibe I put out or what, but I constantly get hit on by smoking hot women and they will ask mutual friends if I would ever consider switching teams
I get hit by men who are obviously into pregnant women. I’m 7 months pregnant now, and men ask for my # more than before
I was 36 weeks pregnant and I got hit on by a middle aged guy at target. He asked me all about my belly. Then proceeded to ask if he could rub it
WINNER: I get hit on by old creepy mechanics that come into my job. telling me they’re gonna go home and play with their “nuts” aka lug nuts