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What Would Make You Ask That?   November 14, 2018

Do you have any Sexually Transmitted Diseases?  When was the last time you slept with your ex?  So how did your mother die?  “So why did you become vegan?” Instant regret Have you ever had a 3-some? In college, I asked a girl if she want …

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Hardest Part About Dating   November 9, 2018

You don’t want to have sex with everybody you’re attracted to, but you also want to make sure they’re good in bed before you commit Going out on a date isn’t hard but finding someone who isn’t an ass hat is hard The hardest part of dating is all the un …

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Best Coach Q Moment   November 6, 2018

When he grabbed his crotch at a bad call That one time where he almost smiled The coaches stasche twitter feed All of his visits to Lurie Children’s. I still am honored he took time to visit my son and other sick kiddos despite a busy schedule  Th …

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You Just Don’t Find Sexy   November 5, 2018

Benedict Cumberbatch Adam Driver! Tom Bradys wife Kris Bryant! Ryan Reynolds- He has a flat face, his head is shaped like a foot, and his voice makes me cringe Winner: Cameron Diaz

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Worst Thing You’ve Done For Money   November 2, 2018

Gained 30 lbs My friends bet me that I couldn’t go a week eating anything but Blizzards from Dairy Queen (besides water which I was allowed). They had a pool going and I ended up winning $400. Did it no problem My college roommate was always really str …

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Men Like It When…?   November 1, 2018

Laugh at their bad jokes Pop, Lock-it, Drop-it ! Men really like it when i Let them win…. at bowling or playing sports…. Men really like it when I can hold a political conversation without a bias Give then a really cheesy pick up line. Something li …

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What My Mom Doesn’t Know About Me   October 31, 2018

I bought a motorcycle at 16 and hid it from my mom and dad in the shed driving it to school for 4 months before caught  I got married 2 years before the “real” wedding  My mom never knew about my 6-inch fairy tattoo on my abdomen  My mom …

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What Is The Biggest Fear People Have In 2018?   October 26, 2018

Fear Of Drinking Polluted Water 

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What’s The Secret He Doesn’t Know About You?   October 24, 2018

The smell of my farts could kill a small child My secret is that I have to put deodorant between my boobs. They’re big and they sweat and it’s like having a third armpit …he doesn’t know I made out with mark wahlberg when he was marky mark Whenever h …

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Strange Thing Your Friend Asked You To Do   October 23, 2018

My friend asked me to check out her hemorrhoid. I actually did haha In high school one of my best friends asked me to help her out a tampon in for the first time. I helped her! Buddy text me at five in the morning asking if I wanted to go for donuts… …

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My Funny Fantasy   October 18, 2018

My ex-boyfriend used to beg me to fill bathtub with nacho cheese so that we could just sit in there together and snack on chips. It makes me gag thinking about it Not the whole costume….just the squeaky red clown nose and big shoes hahaHe is dressed …

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What Have You Done At Work That No One Knows About?   October 15, 2018

I switched around everyone’s desks. To this day they don’t know it was me I watched 4 seasons of hawaii 5-0 on my iphone I’ve been scheduling meetings with myself so my schedule looks busy and so no one can schedule meetings with me I purposely broke t …

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Your Prank On A Co Worker   October 8, 2018

 I used to work at Subway, and on April Fools’ Day I put a packet of mustard at the bottom of the straw of my managers drink as a prank. So he end up drinking mustard instead of Coca-Cola Put a post on Craigslist advertising free Cubs World Series …

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How Are You The Most Unromantic Couple?   September 27, 2018

My husband proposed to me while we were both wallpapering. He said ” since I’m already on my knees…do you want to get married?” I said , sure and then we continued wallpapering We are most unromantic couple because we sleep in different rooms so each …

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What’s The Gossip At Your Workplace?   September 24, 2018

Who got promoted and why The boss got hairplugs on his “vacation” That I was beat up Current gossip is that melissa is pregnant The married director of Operations is an excon… The gossip at work is that several women are having shot drinking parties …

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You Were So Drunk.. You Did What?   September 19, 2018

I thought I peed myself when I stepped in the bathroom and whipped out bc the lady upstairs flooded my bathroom. But I thought it was me! I had tequila with a straw 🙂 I’m 30 I’m 35 and drink too many beers at the Cubs game and took a selfie with the C …

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What Should Whip Do On His Birthday?   September 13, 2018

Since he loves pizza so much, he should stop by the museum of pizza that just opened on Roosevelt and Clark in south loop for a quick look Sit on ur front porch and yell at the kids to get off your lawn Feeding ducks in full old man clothes a la grumpy …

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Best Dating Advice You Were Given   September 10, 2018

Show you’re vulnerability Don’t listen to anybody else, follow your own instincts! If you’re putting in more than you’re getting, it’s time to move on You can’t be happy in a relationship until you’re happy by yourself If they have trouble keeping a jo …

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What Was Your Crazy Jealous Moment?   September 5, 2018

After having a baby I was convinced my husband was having an affair with somebody he worked with and had a whole nother family I didn’t know about Collected all old letters, cards, etc & piled them on hood of his car & set it on fire I walked u …

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Where Should Melissa Go Out On A Date With Dan-Brad?   September 4, 2018

Apple picking Date idea… go to a cooking class! City kayak tour; Boat tour of city Date! Ravinia! Music talking fav foods! Mini golf or black light bowling Send them to a Costco. Think of all those samples they put out. Melissa loves free stuff. Hors …

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What Dating Advice Are You Tired Of Hearing?   August 30, 2018

Just be yourself. Don’t wear gym shoes and tee shirt. I’m tired of hearing “just leave him”. Go to church. Don’t have sex with him you know it won’t work out. I was told I had to be more girly, I have always been a tomboy and had two exes actually tell …

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What Was The Strangest Question You Were Asked On A Date?   August 29, 2018

In what position do you want to conceive our child? On a date I was asked what are my favorite x-rated video categories. I went on a date with my high school boyfriend out on his boat. He had to leave to go to football practice, so his dad took me home …

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Bad Tattoos   August 13, 2018

I’m a teacher and i have bright pink ballet slippers on my right shoulder blade I have “HU$TLER” tattooed on the inside of my lower lip – to be fair, it was a bet and my friends paid for it I have crash bandicoot on my left arm, I thought people would …

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Dating Rule!   July 31, 2018

I won’t date a guy with a smaller ass then mine Beware of guys with hats on pictures Cant have dark hair! I always follow the rule: don’t even try it never pans out Don’t take her to Subway for your first date If you can’t picture yourself waking up to …

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What Shocked You?   July 24, 2018

Lake Cook Road” is the boundary of Lake County and Cook County… who knew! My dad gave blood blood 40 times and as a result he has saved 120 lives. How much student debt I’m in. That ponies are not baby horses. Bret Michaels daughter an SI swimsuit mo …

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