I knew he was the one when I looked over at him in the movie theater and he was sound asleep with his mouth wide open. It was our 2nd date…
We were at her house i let one rip and apologized and she says thats it? And lets one rip so loud
When he took and passed a sociopath test on our first phone call to make sure he wasn’t a sociopath like my ex was…
We were having sex with the tv on in the background and Family Guy’s song Have you ever put butter on a pop tart came on and we both burst out laughing so hard and we couldn’t finish. That was it.
After getting into a fight that lasted for four days, we decided to have drinks at a TGI Friday’s in the morning. Shortly after we were doin’ it in the bathroom wasted by noon.
When he touched my boob.
When I was craving Taco Bell at 3 AM and he brought it to me
When he came over and took the dead skunk out of my basement.
On our 1 year dating anniversary, I pulled a Dumb and Dumber after eating food that didn’t agree with me and I clogged his toilet. He didn’t care and instead made me laugh about it.
We were on a run at the forest preserve when a deer with huge antlers started sprinting towards us and he jumped in between in front of me without hesitation. The deer turned away.
When he got a man’s band and I got a woman’s band out of a quarter machine, one after the other.
He was being escorted off my place of work for arguing at a blackjack table and I just thought wow he is hot, I must get to know him.