What’s your job confession?

I often take naps in the bathroom

In high school I was a lifeguard and constantly peed in the pools and on the slides. They forced us to drink a lot of water to stay hydrated but never let us go to the bathroom.

I worked at a spa and would steal professional facial products. We had Dixie cups with lids I’d use to put the product into and put in my purse when no one was around.

I am a cashier/server, I do eat customers leftovers especially if it’s shrimp! I also box up some of their leftovers so I can snack on it later that night.

I work at Starbucks and I decaf the customers being jerks.

I am in wholesale diamonds years ago you used to get copies of the certificates and it would show the flaws so I used to White out the flaws on the pictures so they looked very clean.

I used to work at a dog day care center and I would take naps in the kennels when I was really tired.

Are used to work at Chuck E Cheese and back in the day I would take the tokens and use them in the tollways and they worked.

Working at the dry cleaners at 16 I would steal the designer shirts to wear out on weekends and then clean them again before returning to customer.

I just got hired for a computer software job and told them I had a bunch of skills that I actually don’t….I wonder how this is going to go.

I was a 16 year old at Dairy Queen, I would “accidentally” mess up ice cream orders and stick them in the freezer to take home every night. I gained a lot of weight doing this.