He asked me to wear a Nixon mask and pose, really
When I worked a Lincoln Park bar in college Chris Chelios Jeremy Roenick and Jimmy Waite asked me to drive them to roenick’s house because he lost his car keys. His car was parked in front of the bar at the time and they couldn’t get a cab.
I was requested to lick pages of a magazine
He had me dress as Thelma from the Scooby Doo cartoon
A guy I dated would ask me to open my mouth really wide when we were making out so he could see my fillings. He was disappointed that I don’t have many and they are white composite not metal. – Sarah
Years ago my husband had me pick him up at the airport only wearing a raincoat and pumps. And I had to be leaning against the car (back when you could wait by the curb)
My wacko x boyfriend asked me to dress as a baby and watch home movies from when he was a babyI once put random things around my house in a box and sold it on eBay as a mystery box for beer money. I thought it would be funny to put a picture of my feet in the box. The person who won the box emailed me and requested more pictures of my feet in exchange for $50. I made $100s of dollars from this.
When I was in 3rd grade, my teacher would ask me to clean out her food containers after lunch every single day. I would take them and walk to the bathroom and wash them for her. After a while she stopped asking and just put them on my desk.
My ex wanted me to wear her underwear, put on a dress, do my hair, and let her put makeup on me
Girlfriend asked me to “inspect the weird sound coming from her backseat” so that when i leaned into the car, she could kick me into it and pretend to kidnap me
Dress up like a cow to get free food at Chick-fil-a.
My gf asked to light a candle and pour the wax on her. When things escalated we forgot about the candle and burned down our nightstand. Our night was pretty… lit.
My girlfriend asked me to scratch her armpits “beforehand”
I had a longtime customer call me & ask me if I would be his “last” before he got married