A boyfriend wouldn’t take me to a football game with a bunch of guys because he said they’d expect him to be with someone hot.
For how much you run, I’m surprised you’re not skinnier.
Coworker of mine (who lives in hipster area of chicago) told me my clothes were “just so obviously suburban”
When I graduated Summa Cum Laude from college, my aunt said “Who’d have thought you were so smart?” because she always acted like I was stupid.
“You are cute in a woodland creature kind of way” – boy to me at overnight camp referring to my cheeks and I guess overall face….
At our anniversary party When someone asked my ex what he loved about me.. Response-She breeds well
Feeling cute at my cousin’s wedding & mentioned to my grandma that I had actually gained 20 pounds since my wedding and she exclaims, “I know! I can tell!”
I was told by a guy dating that I “have chicken boobs”
“You’re twice as ugly when you smile” – My Sister
My sister went with me to the dentist and proceeded to tell my mom later that I had teeth like a horse!
When I told my mom I wanted to go to college to be a Physical Therapist she said “You’re not smart enough to be a Physical Therapist.” OUCH!!!
He told me I was no longer worth the investment of his time and resources
When I was pregnant a coworker approached me and told me she thought I was having a boy. Naturally, I asked her why. She said “In my country, when you’re having a girl you get prettier and when you’re having a boy you get uglier.”
Guy at a hip roof top bar asked me what I was doing in kiddie land. Ouch.
Mother in law said when I got my first pair of eyeglasses…..”oh honey you should have gotten contacts”