How much her parents unannounced visits at dinner time bother me.
My hubby has no idea what I spend at the casino. $40 is my answer anytime he asks what I lost or won…”only $40 honey!”
We always talk about how beautiful our baby is…I think we both know our baby is way creepy looking
My ex girlfriend is my best friend. I just say she’s my friend from high school, which is true, I just don’t mention that she’s my ex.
He thinks I like his family……no body can like that family.
She thinks that I think she’s better looking than me
My street racing addiction
He has no idea that I got fired last week from my job. Hoping to find a new one before I tell him.
She thinks I’m naturally olive skinned but I have had weekly tanning salon appointments she knows nothing about
I am buying two baby goats today!
The amount of money i make. She thinks i make half of what I actually do. I was married previously so I’m cautious.
I get Botox and he has no idea.
My age…been dating two years and he still thinks I’m 25..I’m really 29.
He’s getting a bit of a muffin top. (I don’t mind it. It matches mine.)
\He’s not a good kisser. I don’t like kissing him