What were you doing at 10 o’clock Saturday night (when the Cubs hit a grand slam)?

At a gentleman club in Racine, Wisconsin.

Giving birth!!!

In bed drunkenly eating tacos.


Eating Pringles and cake in and Uber.

Battling my 2 year old during an epic diaper change!

Standing on a surf board fully clothed.

Emergency Room with my dog Gary because he got superglue on his paws.

Caramelizing Onions.

I was at urgent care because I was passing a kidney stone.

My husband was helping me unstuck from a very compromising yoga position.

I was delivering a pizza to a guy in a robe.

I was at the game getting a beer shower! Greatest night ever.

Drinking whiskey and eating Oreos.

Butt Stuff.

Faceplanting into a bowl of frozen yogurt.