Someone who has an amazon prime account.
I love big ears.
Sweaty hockey players.
Their love of Disney.
Pregnant women, 7, 8, 9 months.
Loud engines in mustangs.
By watching supernatural and eating peanut butter in my pajamas and bunny slippers.
I’m turned on by a girl who has a Charcoal Grill and knows how to use it!
Guys in a good quarter zip.
Turned on by.. My Wife’s huge…. income.
Any guy drenched in Drakar Noir.
Macho dads that don’t act so macho with their little daughters.
A girl who trash talks players at a cubs game.
When my Maps app talks to me she’s got a sexy voice. I call her my Carrie Underwood.
It turns me on when I get a bunch of green lights in a row.
Breathing on my neck, not kisses, just breath.
I’m turned on by girls that can blow smoke rings while smoking a cigar.
Winner: Girls who SNORT!