He needs to scratch my back at night
He has to be nice to his mom. Bonus points if he likes dogs.
Has to be able to make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.
He needs to have teeth
He should have a boat
Someone who is willing to do “Butt Stuff”
A hairy chest but not a hairy back!
Must be a Cubs fan!!!
Willing to move to Australia with me if a certain candidate wins
Bigger legs than mine. I can’t stand a man who take his pants off and has two pencils holding his body.
Agility. Men are meant to be athletic. If I throw a ball at you & you can’t catch it, I’m leaving!
The ability to eat food and breath without being loud about it.
I need a sense of security… not money, but actual brawn. Someone messes with me, they gotta deal with HIM!