The Time You Got Sent Home From Work

Came in hung over, and was told I look like I was homeless.

I got caught with my daughter in my classroom. I teach high school. She was 5. She still remembers the time we got ‘kicked out of school’.

I worked at Chuck E Cheese as a birthday hostess my first year of c ollege and I got sent home due to being hungover. (After puking in the bathroom)

My pants has back pockets and were attracting too much attention to my behind.

I was sent home from work once because my boss thought I couldn’t stop crying……in reality it was just my allergies acting up!

I was sent home from work because I couldn’t stop hiccuping and I was “being a distraction”

Got sent home for a hang over after I threw up in a coworker’s garbage can.

I was working at a daycare at the time and someone called. The kid asked who it was and I jokingly said “yo momma”. He got mad. Other staff said it to the kids. I got sent home that day.

I went through a workout phase and was using creatine which give you tremendous gas – after someone complained that “it smells like someone crapped in th e potted plant” by my desk – i was forced to confess and promptly sent home.

In high school, I was sent home from work (and also fired) because my marching band schedule was too intense for my employer to work around.

Wearing a jumper to work. We were only allowed to wear dresses or dress pants with blouses.

I wore white leggings with a top long enough to cover my butt. Turns out the leggings were see-through and the top rose while I walked . Everything was visible and so embarrassing HR convo was awkward.

Winner: I was working at a daycare at the time and someone called. The kid asked who it was and I jokingly said “yo momma”. He got mad. Other staff said it to the kids. I got sent home that day.

 

 

 

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