That Random Thing You Blurted Out

I accidentally had a song in my head; and I sang to him; “If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with” oops!

Remember we can’t give this whip cream to the kids!

My wife and I were in bed and she once yelled out “Oh, Secretary of Defense show him who’s boss.”

 “I think the dog pooped in the room!!”

A girl yelled at me during foreplay.”.TICKLE MY ELMO”

Right after he finished, he yelled “I need an adult!”

Is that a hamster in your pants?!

I blurted out “I love anchovies” at work

My boyfriend, in lieu of nothing, broke into a Christopher Walken impression and shouted “oh! That feels good!”

What if I told you I was a guy

My boyfriend, in lieu of nothing, broke into a Christopher Walken impression and shouted “oh! That feels good!” Really ruined the mood.

I compulsively yelled “DON’T WALK ON THE GRASS” to an elderly couple who was watering their own lawn