I accidentally had a song in my head; and I sang to him; “If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with” oops!
Remember we can’t give this whip cream to the kids!
My wife and I were in bed and she once yelled out “Oh, Secretary of Defense show him who’s boss.”
“I think the dog pooped in the room!!”
A girl yelled at me during foreplay.”.TICKLE MY ELMO”
Right after he finished, he yelled “I need an adult!”
Is that a hamster in your pants?!
I blurted out “I love anchovies” at work
My boyfriend, in lieu of nothing, broke into a Christopher Walken impression and shouted “oh! That feels good!”
What if I told you I was a guy
My boyfriend, in lieu of nothing, broke into a Christopher Walken impression and shouted “oh! That feels good!” Really ruined the mood.
I compulsively yelled “DON’T WALK ON THE GRASS” to an elderly couple who was watering their own lawn