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What was the most intrusive first-date question someone asked?   August 17, 2017

How many people have you slept with Why did your ex dump you? Was asked about my financials. How much is in my savings and 401K Nice smile, great sense of humor, calm and collected…do you have any extra anti-depressants? We met in a very upscale subu …

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What do you currently feel bad about?   August 14, 2017

Feeling bad about going in to work to tell my boss I’m quitting Lately I’ve been feeling really badly for roadkill. I think about their sad family members scurrying away after one got hit by a car. Then I think about how ridiculous I am for feeling thi …

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What’s the current conflict with your in-laws?   August 7, 2017

I’m a chef and they have a key. Often they let themselves in to raid the fridge in the middle of the night Every time I see my mother in law she asks how the divorce is going…meanwhile my husband and I are extremely happy and not getting divorced. Sh …

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What was your worst nightmare?   August 3, 2017

I have dreamt for years that I forgot to graduate from college… that was 30 years ago! My irresponsible brother in law and his wife relinquished their many kids to my husband and I I dreamed I was back in college and late for class. When I got there …

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What’s the question that you regret asking in your relationship?   July 31, 2017

You’re 32. Why is your mom still doing your laundry? Why don’t you spray my underwear before you wash it anymore? I asked “Does this 20 pounds make my face look like a chipmunk?” Now he sneaks up on me and makes chipmunk noises Why aren’t you as fun as …

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What’s the meanest thing anyone’s said to you?   July 24, 2017

I was at my friends grad party and I went to get some cake and one of her relatives said “with thighs like that do you really need cake?” The meanest thing someone ever said to me was when my sister said I intentionally got pregnant while she was engag …

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What was your worst moment as a kid?   July 17, 2017

I stole my 18 year old brother’s car and ended up at my friend’s house where his parents have chickens. Long story short I left the windows down and all the chickens came in the car and pooped everywhere. I was grounded for so long I forgot what fun wa …

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What was your rebellious moment?   July 13, 2017

Came home from a party at the age of 15 and took my parents’ car to get cigarettes. Accidentally burned down a swampland with fireworks the summer going into high school I ate three gummy vitamins when the direction said take two Before freshman year o …

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What’s the strange request you received?   July 12, 2017

He asked me to wear a Nixon mask and pose, really When I worked a Lincoln Park bar in college Chris Chelios Jeremy Roenick and Jimmy Waite asked me to drive them to roenick’s house because he lost his car keys. His car was parked in front of the bar at …

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What/who is your subject for “DBAG or NOT DBAG”?   July 10, 2017

LeBron James Guys at LA Fitness after 10pm Anyone who vapes Poker players Doing 15 in a 30 The girls that don’t listen to country music but wear midriff-baring flannels and cowboy boots The co-worker who always comments on what you’re eating for lunch …

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The thing about you that bugs you the most   June 26, 2017

When someone makes me repeat myself more than twice it makes me insanely mad. I’m talking pure RAGE!!! My double chin. My husband makes fun of me and says. gobble, gobble, every day.. The thing that bugs me most is my mole hair. I’ll pluck it and it’ll …

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What is the question you were once asked in an interview?   June 19, 2017

Do you feel your parents treat you like an adult? They asked if I planned on getting pregnant soon How would describe the color yellow to a blind person? At a group interview, I was asked, “If I had you throw a can of beans, how far could you throw it? …

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What’s the meanest thing someone ever said to you?   June 15, 2017

A boyfriend wouldn’t take me to a football game with a bunch of guys because he said they’d expect him to be with someone hot. For how much you run, I’m surprised you’re not skinnier. Coworker of mine (who lives in hipster area of chicago) told me my c …

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What is the strange thing you argued about in your divorce?   June 12, 2017

We fought over who HAD to keep our ugly kitchen set that we got as a wedding gift. It was basically a punishment. A wooden wall clock in the shape of a piece of a tree trunk. Carlton Fisk rookie card The wood splitting ax in the garage Wedding photos, …

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What did he/she say to start your biggest fight?   June 8, 2017

I only married you because your dad has money you are a bigger witch than your mom He said he wished my butt was bigger He said, “I never really liked any of your cats.” You get hit in a lot (in a surprised tone) I guess it’s because you’re not so hot …

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What did he do to annoy you?   June 6, 2017

Tries to sleep on the same pillow with me My ex boyfriend tried telling me how to dress because sweatpants apparently aren’t real pants. He interrupted our make out session when he burst into uncontrollable sobs. He went into his family issues, insecur …

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What’s the UNIQUE activity you did over Memorial Day Weekend?   May 30, 2017

I took a load of manure to a friend’s house We had a party for our weiner dog. An American hot dog party. We always shave the heads of the team who looses in backyard baseball. We take our baseball very seriously. I spent 3 hours changing the guts insi …

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Ladies: What’s an activity you used to do with your dad?   May 26, 2017

I always go mushroom hunting with my dad. Ever since I was a little girl. I used to watch Kung foo movies with my dad He would help me beat up my brothers We build wooden furniture & sell it! We go shooting!! I’m a great shot. Been doing it since I …

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The dumb thing you did because you were in love   May 25, 2017

I was accepted to Auburn for veterinary medicine and turned it down to follow my boyfriend back to Indiana. No longer together. Dumb! Dumb decision was when we were in college. I let him cheat off of me and he passed his final. I should’ve let him fail …

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The Dating App You’d Like To See   May 15, 2017

There should be a dating app for people who love pickles Dating app for wine lovers! Married people looking for friendship and intelligent conversation because they have a spouse that doesn’t talk Super Mario lovers For people who can shoot and make a …

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That Random Thing You Blurted Out   May 5, 2017

I accidentally had a song in my head; and I sang to him; “If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with” oops! Remember we can’t give this whip cream to the kids! My wife and I were in bed and she once yelled out “Oh, Secretary of Def …

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What made your date creepy?   May 3, 2017

I dated a very wealthy young stock trader. Went to his apartment and he had photos of his ex-girlfriend’s framed up on his wall mixed in with family photos. This one guy seemed sketchy because he was always driving extremely fancy expensive cars, but n …

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The Strange Reason You Were Fired   May 3, 2017

I got fired for calling in sick to my bus girl job to go see Rick Springfield in concert. Totally worth it. I was a bartender. Went on a 2 week vacation. Was fired when I got back because manager said we were busier and made more money while you were g …

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What’s the secret you’ve been keeping and always wanted to tell?   May 3, 2017

I still want my ex girlfriend back. That I make more money than my husband. If only he saw my checks! My wife makes me a brown bag lunch and I toss it and buy McDonalds or Taco Bell every day. My wife and I have been together since high school. Most of …

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The strange request he or she made of you. And did you do it?   May 1, 2017

He asked me to take his credit card and go buy something nice at Victoria’s Secret. No problem!! She asked me stop talking to her puppy with a puppy voice. I did not stop. He was moving to Hawaii for an amazing job for 3 years and he asked me to “wait” …

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