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The thing about you that bugs you the most   June 26, 2017

When someone makes me repeat myself more than twice it makes me insanely mad. I’m talking pure RAGE!!! My double chin. My husband makes fun of me and says. gobble, gobble, every day.. The thing that bugs me most is my mole hair. I’ll pluck it and it’ll …

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What is the question you were once asked in an interview?   June 19, 2017

Do you feel your parents treat you like an adult? They asked if I planned on getting pregnant soon How would describe the color yellow to a blind person? At a group interview, I was asked, “If I had you throw a can of beans, how far could you throw it? …

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What’s the meanest thing someone ever said to you?   June 15, 2017

A boyfriend wouldn’t take me to a football game with a bunch of guys because he said they’d expect him to be with someone hot. For how much you run, I’m surprised you’re not skinnier. Coworker of mine (who lives in hipster area of chicago) told me my c …

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What is the strange thing you argued about in your divorce?   June 12, 2017

We fought over who HAD to keep our ugly kitchen set that we got as a wedding gift. It was basically a punishment. A wooden wall clock in the shape of a piece of a tree trunk. Carlton Fisk rookie card The wood splitting ax in the garage Wedding photos, …

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What did he/she say to start your biggest fight?   June 8, 2017

I only married you because your dad has money you are a bigger witch than your mom He said he wished my butt was bigger He said, “I never really liked any of your cats.” You get hit in a lot (in a surprised tone) I guess it’s because you’re not so hot …

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What did he do to annoy you?   June 6, 2017

Tries to sleep on the same pillow with me My ex boyfriend tried telling me how to dress because sweatpants apparently aren’t real pants. He interrupted our make out session when he burst into uncontrollable sobs. He went into his family issues, insecur …

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What’s the UNIQUE activity you did over Memorial Day Weekend?   May 30, 2017

I took a load of manure to a friend’s house We had a party for our weiner dog. An American hot dog party. We always shave the heads of the team who looses in backyard baseball. We take our baseball very seriously. I spent 3 hours changing the guts insi …

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Ladies: What’s an activity you used to do with your dad?   May 26, 2017

I always go mushroom hunting with my dad. Ever since I was a little girl. I used to watch Kung foo movies with my dad He would help me beat up my brothers We build wooden furniture & sell it! We go shooting!! I’m a great shot. Been doing it since I …

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The dumb thing you did because you were in love   May 25, 2017

I was accepted to Auburn for veterinary medicine and turned it down to follow my boyfriend back to Indiana. No longer together. Dumb! Dumb decision was when we were in college. I let him cheat off of me and he passed his final. I should’ve let him fail …

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The Dating App You’d Like To See   May 15, 2017

There should be a dating app for people who love pickles Dating app for wine lovers! Married people looking for friendship and intelligent conversation because they have a spouse that doesn’t talk Super Mario lovers For people who can shoot and make a …

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That Random Thing You Blurted Out   May 5, 2017

I accidentally had a song in my head; and I sang to him; “If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with” oops! Remember we can’t give this whip cream to the kids! My wife and I were in bed and she once yelled out “Oh, Secretary of Def …

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What made your date creepy?   May 3, 2017

I dated a very wealthy young stock trader. Went to his apartment and he had photos of his ex-girlfriend’s framed up on his wall mixed in with family photos. This one guy seemed sketchy because he was always driving extremely fancy expensive cars, but n …

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The Strange Reason You Were Fired   May 3, 2017

I got fired for calling in sick to my bus girl job to go see Rick Springfield in concert. Totally worth it. I was a bartender. Went on a 2 week vacation. Was fired when I got back because manager said we were busier and made more money while you were g …

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What’s the secret you’ve been keeping and always wanted to tell?   May 3, 2017

I still want my ex girlfriend back. That I make more money than my husband. If only he saw my checks! My wife makes me a brown bag lunch and I toss it and buy McDonalds or Taco Bell every day. My wife and I have been together since high school. Most of …

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The strange request he or she made of you. And did you do it?   May 1, 2017

He asked me to take his credit card and go buy something nice at Victoria’s Secret. No problem!! She asked me stop talking to her puppy with a puppy voice. I did not stop. He was moving to Hawaii for an amazing job for 3 years and he asked me to “wait” …

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What do you or someone you know suck at?   April 19, 2017

My partner SUCKS at admitting when he’s wrong ! My fiance sucks at making soup. He didn’t know he had to add water to soup. It comes up in fights all the time. Walking 1 step to put garbage into the can You suck at buttering the popcorn before the movi …

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There oughtta be a drug that can make him/her ________.   April 13, 2017

A pill that reminds everyone to wash their hands after using wash room There should be a drug that makes men WANT to clean They better make a drug that’ll make him get a job. I wish there was a drug that made him invisible. There ought to be a drug to …

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What is your work secret?   April 10, 2017

My work secret is that I bring huge Tupperware to the office when we have catered lunches to bring leftovers home for dinner and smuggle it out in my purse. I even bring a bigger purse on those days. I get along with everyone at my office…or so they …

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If your boss made you give him/her your life plan, what would you say?   April 7, 2017

All I know is that I want to be a Golden Girl when I retire. I’m going to be as good of a boss as you but without the constant cleavage staring. Sell my house, quit this job, and move out to CA so my wife can chase her dream. (Actual plan) I would tell …

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If you were to take yourself on a hot date, where would you go and what would you do?   April 3, 2017

I would take myself to the private booth at the Melting Pot, stuff myself full of cheese and chocolate, and take my pants off as soon as I got home.  I would buy myself a front row ticket to a Bon Jovi concert so I can throw my granny panties at h …

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What’s the last drunk text you sent or received?   March 24, 2017

When I was drunk, I accidently sent a text to literally my entire contacts list “I want pizza! Get me pizza!” There’s panties in my back seat and Arby’s sauce on my door handle. So much for a Volvo bringing out my classy side. Kathy and I saw sexy Jesu …

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What did he do to impress you?   March 17, 2017

I dated a guy and every time he came to pick me up for a date he was driving an extremely expensive car. Each date it was a different, nicer, more expensive car. Turns out he was a valet at Butler National Golf Club. He did a headstand in an ice cold b …

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What do you need to apologize for?   March 10, 2017

For peeing in the hamper again. I need to apologize for blaming her for my farts while we sleep I need to apologize for continuously spending my husband’s money after he told me to stop 🙁 I can’t help it I need to apologize to my boyfriend for wanting …

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What’s something you lied about doing but didn’t actually do?   March 3, 2017

Said I graduated from DePaul to get my job. I didn’t even go to college! I can’t draw at all, but in 3rd grade I won a nationwide poster contest for Earth Day. My mom drew it for me. When the NFL draft was in Chicago I walked around in my nicest suit a …

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What’s your embarrassing gym confession?   February 16, 2017

My first day with the personal trainer at the gym he accidentally hit me with his junk on my face as he was spotting me on the bench. Just 2 weeks ago I was walking out of the gym with my new gym crush walking out behind me. I confidently hopped off th …

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