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Most Awkward Person You Would Take To Mexico?   February 8, 2018

Well since my wife is pregnant she is out, so I would take her hot sister. My boss – not on good terms due to issues at office – we r not speaking. I would take my ex husband of 28 yrs. I would bring a bridesmaid that I don’t talk to anymore. My softba …

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Worst Parenting Advice?   February 6, 2018

Only God decides when you’re done having children. You won’t use math much in the future but you will need cursive writing – so practice that. The tooth fairy takes their teeth and gives them to babies that don’t have teeth… I used to think that ever …

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#HumbleBrag   February 5, 2018

I changed my college major 5 different times and I still graduated college in 3.5 years. #humblebrag It’s just such a pain for me to find a bikini top that fit my huge boobs! #humblebrag Hate that I have to hunt to find my keys in this cavernous Louis …

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Naughty or Nice List?   January 2, 2018

Naughty because I left class this morning to grab McDonald’s breakfast.  Naughty because my niece was cold and I put a dog sweatshirt on her.  Nice because I started Whip and Melissa’s Apartment on Twitter. Naughty because at night I often pr …

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Tell Us A Story About Your Horrible Boss   September 21, 2017

The Principal I used to work for would save his previously chewed gum behind his ear (he had a shaved head) and talk to employees about their personal hygiene. He didn’t like the scent of my body lotion or another co-workers makeup. Really gross… My …

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What’s The Story He/She Always Tells About Their Ex?   September 19, 2017

He is a geologist and so was his ex. They would always take trips and go Rock hunting or whatever. He would always say how cool at was that she “didn’t mind getting dirty”. Every time he uses his (ugly) Packers blanket he has to remind me that his ex m …

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What’s A Difference Between You and Your Significant Other?   September 14, 2017

My husband loves oysters! I can’t stand them. I won’t even kiss him until he brushes his teeth at least three times! He loves mustard and mustard freaks me out. I exist and he doesn’t lol. I like Bacon, She likes Morning Star Veggie Bacon. Veggie Bacon …

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What’s The Unique Thing That Happened at a Wedding?   September 7, 2017

At my wedding a woman had to many martinis. She got diarrhea and didn’t make it to the bathroom in time. A waiter discreetly rolled up the carpet runner. While giving the toast, the best man accidentally commented “enjoy the flowing menstruals” during …

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