The Lack of Intelligence Report: BULLSEYE!
A lack of intelligence took place in China when a man in a minivan got tired of sitting at a red light.
He got so frustrated that he took out a slingshot and took out the traffic camera with one shot. He failed to recognize that it was a CAMERA – and when he leaned out to take his shot, it was recording.
Police were able to track him down (since they also had his license plate) and he was arrested.
This job pays a flat fee of $15,000. What is it?
Clues were: ‘TV’ and ‘The Oscars’
Answer: Hosting The Oscars (Congrats to Pete from Kenosha)
The Lack of Intelligence Report: HEE-HAW!
A lack of intelligence took place in Mississippi when a naked man was hanging upside down in a tree.
He was discovered after 4 hours and had to be rescued by first responders. He told police he was looking for his dog. There’s no word on why he was naked.
Just over 10% of people admit they put ketchup on this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Round’ and ‘Delivery’
Answer: Pizza (Congrats to Steven from Antioch)
A lack of intelligence took place in New York City when a group of teenagers stepped onto an icy pond and decided to take a selfie.
The ice wasn’t frozen all the way through and they all fell into the pond when the ice broke.
The teenagers were rescued by strangers and taken to the hospital where they were treated for hypothermia.
Less than 105 of couples had this at their wedding last year. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Wick’ and ‘Katy Perry’
Lukas Grahm showed up on Kimmel to knock out a few tunes.
If you’re an average person, you only use 41% of this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Fashion’ and ‘Hangers’
Answer: Clothes in your closet(Congrats to Kristen from Chicago)
The average woman will have 3 of these by the time she turns 35. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Wedding’ and ‘Fashion’
Answer: Bridesmaid dresses (Congrats to Lisa from Naperville)
Men and women both agree that this is the must unattractive part of their significant other’s body. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Stink’ and ‘Sweaty’
Answer: Their armpit (Congrats to Heather form Chicago)
30% of us stress out when we try to find the best one of these. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Location’ and ‘Car’
Answer: A parking space (Congrats to Jen from Deerfield)
4 out of 10 women expect to get this today for Valentine’s Day. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Blank’ and ‘Empty’
Answer: Nothing (Congrats to Kim from Rolling Meadows)
This is the most used item in the house. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Device’ and ‘TV’
Answer: Remote control (Congrats to Chris from Chicago)
The Lack of Intelligence Report: Lack of funds
A lack of intelligence took place in Pennsylvania when a 49-year old woman tried to buy a $1.2 million house with a cake check. She was able to attend the closing – of her jail cell door.
33% of men can’t go without this for a week. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Food’ and ‘Italian’
Answer: Pizza (Congrats to Nick from Chicago)
Just over 10% of people have tried to do this, but gave up and ended up calling a pro. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Drill’ and ‘Teeth’
Answer: Dental work (Congrats to Roman from Naperville)
Katy Perry has teased a new song on instagram that has something to do with a disco ball & chain as she will be performing at the Grammys on Sunday night on CBS. She’ll be the one with the new platinum blonde hair.
Just over 5% of women have done this while working out. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Online’ and ‘Shopping Cart’
Answer: Shopped online (Congrats to Ann Marie from Chicago)
The items in the the 2017 Grammy Gift Bag have been revealed. The bags are for presenters and performers, but not everyone takes one since they have to pay taxes on the gifts.
Some of this year’s gifts
Chocolate from Chubby Chipmunk
A $600 starter kit from a smart home company
There’s an adult bib from the company BeBIBS as well as ChapStick, Crayons,
The most expensive gift in the bag is a weeklong $8,850 stay at the Golden Door spa in San Marcos, California
3 out of 4 of us don’t know the last name of this person. Who is it?
Clues were: ‘Interaction’ and ‘Neighborhood’
Answer: Their neighbor (Congrats to Lisa from Indiana)