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The Lack of Intelligence Report: Snake in your pants? January 17, 2017

The Lack of Intelligence Report: Is that a snake in your pants?
A lack of Intelligence Report took place in Portland when a man stole a $200 python from a pet store by stuffing it in his pants.



Kill a Half-Hour (1/17) January 17, 2017

Just over 20% of us argue about this at home. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Kitchen’ and ‘Sixth Sense’
Answer: Leaving cabinets open (Congrats to Laurie from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (1/16) January 16, 2017

If you’re paying it, this will cost you about $65 a month. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Kids’ and ‘Chores’
Answer: Allowance (Congrats to Andrea from Elmhurst)



Kill a Half-Hour (1/13) January 13, 2017

17% of women have lied to a guy about this on a first date. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Personal’ and ‘Introduction’
Answer: Their name (Congrats to Michelle from Joliet)



Shawn Mendes on PBS’ Front and Center January 13, 2017

Shawn Mendes performing on PBS’ ‘Front and Center’



Kill a Half-Hour (1/11) January 11, 2017

Just over 10% of us never do this at the grocery store. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Payment’ and ‘Solo’
Answer: Use self-checkout (Congrats to Trish from Chicago)



The Lack of Intelligence Report: 90 doesn’t go into 30. January 10, 2017

The Lack of Intelligence Report: <90 doesn't go into 30/i>
A lack of intelligence took place in Colorado when a guy tried to impress a girl and coughed up some cast to rent a Ferrari 458 – and crashed into a guard rail while doing 90mph in a 30mph curve.



Kill a Half-Hour (1/10) January 10, 2017

President Obama has done this 19 times since he became President in 2008. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Air Force One’ and ‘O’Hare’
Answer: Come to Chicago (Congrats to Valarie from Munster)



Everybody PANIC! January 10, 2017

Nail Horan has changed his hair color – and people are freaking out about it as he’s ditched the blonde for brown.



The Scoop of the Day: Carpook Karaoke 2.0 January 9, 2017

Carpool Karaoke is coming to Apple Music without James Corden.

This will be a 16-episode season of film stars riding with pop culture. Some of the teams for the 30 minute episodes were announced today.
John Legend and Alicia Keys
Seth MacFarlane and Ariana Grande
Chelsea Handler and Blake Shelton
Metallica and Billy Eichner
In one episode, Will Smith rides around with Corden



The Lack of Intelligence Report: ‘Up a creek’ January 9, 2017

The Lack of Intelligence Report: Up a creek
A lack of intelligence took place in Pennsylvania when a woman blew threw a stop sign and was later caught with her car at a boat launch. When cops tried to arrest her, she drove into the water.

As police tried to get her to come to shore, she drank beer while her car floated down the river.

The fire department brought her to shore and the investigation continues.



Kill a Half-Hour (1/9) January 9, 2017

1 out of 4 women will not hook up with a guy that is wearing this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Sports’ and ‘Touchdown’
Answer: A football jersey (Congrats to Martha from Addison)



Adele and her (husband) double date with James Corden January 9, 2017

Will there be a bonus episode of Carpool Karaoke in the near future? Adele and Simo double dated with James Corden and his wife on Saturday. Check out the photos here



Lady Gaga #Giddyup! January 7, 2017

It looks like Lady Gaga is going to ride in on a horse for her Super Bowl Halftime performance.



Kill a Half Hour (1/6) January 6, 2017

Just over 10 percent of women will NEVER say this to one of their girlfriends. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Sparkle’ and ‘C’
Answer: That they look good (Congrats to Jackie from Hanover Park)



Kill a Half-Hour (1/5) January 5, 2017

This annoys 75% of us when we get to work. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Space’ and ‘Car’
Answer: Somebody took your favorite parking spot (Congrats to Cheryl from Werth)



The Lack of Intelligence Report: Someone’s been sleeping in my bed! January 4, 2017

The Lack of Intelligence ReportSomeone’s been sleeping in my bed
A lack of intelligence took place in Virginia when a 38-year old man broke into a home where the owner was on vacation and lived out Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

He laid on all of the beds and couches until he found the one that he liked.
Took a bath in the Jacuzzi tub, put on the owner’s clothes while he washed his clothes and was found smoking a cigar in the owner’s bed.

He was charged with Breaking and entering



Kill a Half-Hour (1/4) January 4, 2017

20% of us are thinking about this right now. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Change’ and ‘Career’
AnswerQuitting their job (Congrats to Jackie from Chicago)



Calum Scott performs ‘Dancing on My Own’ on GMA January 3, 2017

Calum Scott performing on GMA


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The Lack of Intelligence Report: SEASON’S BEATINGS January 3, 2017

The Lack of Intelligence Report: SEASON’S BEATINGS

A lack of intelligence took place in Pennsylvania when a family got together for Christmas Day south of Harrisburg.

That’s where a 52-year old woman lit a cigarette inside the house and her cousin asked her to put it out because she was 7-month pregnant. Instead of going outside to smoke, she got into a shouting match with her cousin and threatened to ‘whoop her ass.’

That’s when she picked up her grandmother’s Christmas tree, ran at her cousin and THREW the tree at her.

A wrestling match turned into a hair pulling competition broke out on the couch between the two of ‘em an the police had to be called to break it up.

The smokin’ cousin was arrested and charged with assault.This was her second arrest, back in 2013 she and another guy stabbed each other during an argument about who should win American Idol.